I was just thinking back to an incident that happened in my childhood. I used to go to a Catholic school. We did NOT have nuns for a very long time. I do not know why. One year we had 3 start working at the school. I remember being taught how special these women were because they were "married " to the church. They should be treated with the utmost respect , etc. So , in my child's eyes, these women were super women. They did no wrong , they were almost perfect. I guess that I also ASSUMED they were not really human.
One day , as I was coming out of the gym, this tiny little nun was just coming out of another room in the school. She was up ahead of me around the corner enough that she didn't see me. She peeks all around the hallway and then starts walking REALLY fast. AS she is walking I hear her FARTING with each step. Pretty good ones too from the sound of them. pfftt, pfttt, pftt, pfft, pfft with each step.
At first I am in dismay. Then I almost busted out laughing. I contained myself because that would have embarrassed her and it would have given me away and gotten me in trouble. PLUS, I didn't want God mad at me for laughing at one of his elite holy people. That was the moment that I realized the nuns were real people too and had normal body functions like us regular people.
I think farts are gross and funny, for whatever reason, BUTT ( hehehe), the memory of that nun rushing down the hall with her habit flying behind her and farting like a steam train has stuck in my head for many years. I think I was like in 4th grade maybe. I am now at the tail end of my 40s and it still brings a good laugh and a smile. Go figure!!